first: start with a dire need for a new portfolio.
next, dig around for some recent sketches. anything will do. say, a recent petarding of a close friend and creative partner...
now drain out all that comics junk, 'cuz art directors think they're oogy... and make it orange.
now paint it. paint it like there's a mortgage payment due. paint it like you don't want to have to wear a paper hat... ever. paint it like you've no intention of calling a thirteen year old "sir". paint it with love.*now get your rep to try and sell it to some business magazine... or something... whatever... remember, you're a private dancer. a dancer for money. do what they want you to do...* by "love", of course, i mean a mix of fear and panic...
2 comments:
HILARIOUS!
Great post...it's almost got the feel of those "You Suck at Photoshop" videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M
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i'd never seen those before. they're awesome... and actually helpful!
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