Showing posts with label how do?ish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label how do?ish. Show all posts
Saturday, September 03, 2011
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
hey kids, ALLIGATOR!!!...
'cuz everybody loves a repeat of a step by step process post...
first: start with a dire need for a new portfolio.
next, dig around for some recent sketches. anything will do. say, a recent petarding of a close friend and creative partner...
now drain out all that comics junk, 'cuz art directors think they're oogy... and make it orange.
now paint it. paint it like there's a mortgage payment due. paint it like you don't want to have to wear a paper hat... ever. paint it like you've no intention of calling a thirteen year old "sir". paint it with love.*
now get your rep to try and sell it to some business magazine... or something... whatever... remember, you're a private dancer. a dancer for money. do what they want you to do...
* by "love", of course, i mean a mix of fear and panic...
first: start with a dire need for a new portfolio.
next, dig around for some recent sketches. anything will do. say, a recent petarding of a close friend and creative partner...
now drain out all that comics junk, 'cuz art directors think they're oogy... and make it orange.
now paint it. paint it like there's a mortgage payment due. paint it like you don't want to have to wear a paper hat... ever. paint it like you've no intention of calling a thirteen year old "sir". paint it with love.*now get your rep to try and sell it to some business magazine... or something... whatever... remember, you're a private dancer. a dancer for money. do what they want you to do...* by "love", of course, i mean a mix of fear and panic...
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